My girlfriend is too vulgar in bed

Okay, that is like super TMI, but I guess I can try to help. It sounds really awkward when someone is saying weird stuff when you’re just trying to, like, focus. In middle school, if someone talks too much during a movie, it’s annoying, so I can’t imagine dealing with that in the bedroom. She probably thinks she’s being cool or like what she sees on TikTok, but it’s just making you cringe instead of enjoy it.

You seriously just need to tell her before you explode. I know it’s gonna be a super awkward conversation, but you can’t just keep pretending it’s fine. You could say something like, “Hey, I like you, but can we keep it quiet?” If she gets mad, then she’s being immature about it, which is pretty ironic since she’s the adult here.

If she really cares about you, she’ll listen and stop doing the weird dirty talk. If she keeps doing it after you ask her not to, then that’s a massive red flag. You deserve to be comfortable, and honestly, nobody should have to hear stuff that makes them want to laugh or leave the room when they’re trying to be intimate.