My wife wants to charge me for sex

Wait, is she joking? That sounds like an OnlyFans thing or something I heard a comedian say once. If she’s actually serious, that’s honestly really messed up. Marriage is supposed to be a partnership, not a business transaction. If my mom tried to charge my dad for stuff, he would laugh so hard, but in your case, it’s probably not funny at all.

There is definitely a bigger issue here if she’s asking for money. Maybe she feels like you don’t appreciate her, or maybe you guys are struggling with money and she’s trying to be sneaky about getting some. You need to sit down and ask her why she feels like she needs to be paid for affection, because that is a huge red flag for your relationship.

If she won’t drop it, you might need to see a marriage counselor because that is not normal behavior. You shouldn’t have to feel like a customer in your own house. Love and intimacy should be free, and if she’s putting a price tag on it, you guys need to figure out what broke in your marriage to get to this point.